About the Author

I assume if you’re here, it’s because you already know me. On the off-chance that we haven’t met, hello! Here’s what’s going on in my life: I’m from Oregon and currently reside in Brooklyn, New York. I teach high school English in Crown Heights and am working on a Master’s in English at New York University. I like reading, writing, exercising, playing games and music, taking mediocre photos, and keeping to myself.

(Matthew Schramm is him. He is not Matthew Schramm.)

The ugly mug

Your Task

Have fun and stay as long as it pleases you. I suggest starting with the topmost item of “Recent Posts” and going on from there. Also, if you’d be so kind as to like and comment on posts, it would help me to know what readers think of the content. Finally, you can enter your email at the bottom of the page so you stay notified and up to date when new posts go live. That’s all. You’re awesome. Thanks for dropping by!