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About the Author

I assume you are here because you know me. On the off-chance we have not met: hello! I am from Oregon and currently reside in Brooklyn, New York. I teach high school English Language Arts in Crown Heights and am working on a Master’s in English at New York University. I like reading, writing, exercising, playing games and music, taking mediocre photos, and keeping to myself.

(Matthew Schramm is him. He is not Matthew Schramm.)

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Your Task

Have fun and stay as long as it pleases you. I suggest starting with the topmost item of “Recent Posts” and going on from there. Also, if you would be so kind as to like and comment on posts, it would help me to know what readers think of the content. Finally, you can enter your email at the bottom of the page, so you stay notified and up to date when new posts go live. That is all. You are awesome. Thanks for dropping by!

¡Salud!